#SharePointProverbs : Humour :)
On Thursday night a trend started on twitter called #SharePointProverbs – started by Joy Earles – I found it absolutely brilliant, and very funny, so here it is – Proverbs By the SharePoint Community for the community (and enjoyment of every on in IT). I copied this from :Twitter – so it will probably be best if you read from the bottom up 
chrispoteetpro Chris Poteet
If you spend time thinking about SharePoint proverbs–you need a hobby. #SharePointProverbs
NazParker01 Naz Parker
It’s all about me ok! MyPortal-MyDepartment-MyTeam-MySite-MyFile #SharePointProverbs
maxmelcher Maximilian Melcher
Trying out Cumulative Updates in production is the best way to ruin your day/week #SharePointProverbs
nikxpatel Nik Patel
@dlairman Don’t put all your eggs in one site collection #SharePointProverbs -> never heard of it but so true…
nikxpatel Nik Patel
@mrackley With great power comes… no.. sorry… can’t do it… #SharePointProverbs -> LOL… .
nikxpatel Nik Patel
@JoyKnows Don’t count your backups until they are tested. #SharePointProverbs -> I am not sure how many has restore plans..
nikxpatel Nik Patel
I have heard this somewhere. Managing SharePoint Teams – Beware of Jack of all trades, if they leave, ur screwed. #SharePointProverbs
SharePoint360 SharePoint360
We’re loving the #SharePointProverbs hashtag. Make sure you’re following it for some funny SharePoint quips!
NazParker01 Naz Parker
Be nice to VMware guys. It’s not their fault your #SQL2008R2Mirror fails-over faster than VMotion can move your SQL VM! #SharePointProverbs
sjam Scott Jamison
Just because someone blogs about it doesn’t mean it actually works that way. #SharePointProverbs
AlistairPugin Alistair Pugin
The path to enlightenment is thru the ULS viewer #SharePointProverbs
AlistairPugin Alistair Pugin
Give a farm a WFE it walks, give a farm an NLB it flies. #SharePointProverbs
JoyKnows Joy Earles
@cyberslate Haha! Maybe we’ll end up with a ‘Chicken Soup for the SharePoint Soul’ book from these #SharePointProverbs
AlistairPugin Alistair Pugin
kaevans Kirk Evans
AndrewWoody Andrew Woodward
“@amandaperran: One man’s Governance plan is another man’s fairy tale. #SharePointProverbs”. << LOL
JoyKnows Joy Earles
Reckless mortals break portals. #SharePointProverbs
JoyKnows Joy Earles
Procedures that live in sandboxes should not throw exceptions. #SharePointProverbs
jennifermason jennifermason
Building something with out of the box tools isn’t the same as making something that is re-usable and repeatable. #SharePointProverbs
mrackley Mark Rackley
@JoyKnows And I would’ve gotten work done today too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your #SharePointProverbs!
robdoria Rob D’Oria
It is better to have SharePoint-ed and lost (…your mind) than to never have SharePoint-ed at all #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
We don’t have any funny commercials. #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
It is either SharePoint or… Well, SharePoint. #SharePointProverbs
stacyDraper Stacy Draper
Hell hath no fury like a SharePoint profile sycronization service. #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
“@Patrick_STSADM: If you mess with the UPS you get the horns. #SharePointProverbs” lol how true!
ericharlan Eric Harlan
Starting off a SharePoint planning session in your organization with a bag pipe band playing a cover of RESPECT is A+ #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
Multi-tenant just means more plumbing with one plumber. #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
“@SynStalker: The road to hell is paved with good client intentions. #SharePointProverbs” nice!
Patrick_STSADM Patrick Drews™
Excellent! >SharePoint without scope is like peeing into the wind. #SharePointProverbs (via @n8ivwarrior)
CustomMtricsSfw David
@mrackley Necessity drives a developer to design something totally awesome! #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
SharePoint makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over SharePoint. #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
“@mrackley: Necessity is the mother of third party tools #SharePointProverbs” lmao
ericharlan Eric Harlan
We’re all just nerds with paychecks, dont let your ego engulf you #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
When you feel you have run out of options. Blame it on the water damage. #SharePointProverbs <Saw this happen after guy drowned the server
davecoleman146 Dave Coleman
SharePoint is not a product it is not a platform it is a religion #SharepointProverbs
coreyroth Corey Roth
I apologize to the #SharePoint community for the loss of productivity caused today with #SharePointProverbs started by @JoyKnows and I.
JoyKnows Joy Earles
An admin’s job is never done. #SharePointProverbs
danluciano Dan Luciano
One man’s SharePoint team site is another man’s glorified file share #SharePointProverbs
txs8311 Todd Steele
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, if in content types we do not believe #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
@mrackley if at first you don’t succeed, Service Pack -Microsoft. #SharePointProverbs
MadcapMagician Mark Goshorn
Brilliant. Applies to all backups, not just SharePoint RT @JoyKnows Don’t count your backups until they are tested. #SharePointProverbs
mrackley Mark Rackley
Better the Service Pack you know than the Service Pack you don’t #SharePointProverbs
davecoleman146 Dave Coleman
“SharePoint saved my puppy” #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
“@coreyroth: A kitten dies, every time you log in as the farm account. #SharePointProverbs” lol!
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
SharePoint is only as good as the loudest person complaining. #SharePointProverbs
davecoleman146 Dave Coleman
You can have a million items in a doc library “You try it we did” it took a while to render #SharePointProverbs
#SharePointProverbscoreyroth Corey Roth
Just because a list can have 357 site columns, doesn’t mean it should. #SharePointProverbs
davecoleman146 Dave Coleman
SharePoint designer never crashes “Yer Right” #SharePointProverbs
davecoleman146 Dave Coleman
Never believe the man that says setting up Sharepoint is easy #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
2000 SharePoint site collections and all I get is this stupid t-shirt… #SharePointProverbs
JoyKnows Joy Earles
Don’t count your backups until they are tested. #SharePointProverbs
coreyroth Corey Roth
RT @jennifermason Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. #SharePointProverbs > +1 to that!
mrackley Mark Rackley
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing #SharePointProverbs some don’t need any changes :/
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
SharePoint without scope is like peeing into the wind. #SharePointProverbs
JoyKnows Joy Earles
An ounce of documentation is worth a pound of troubleshooting. #SharePointProverbs
mrackley Mark Rackley
A farm by any other name would cost as much #SharePointProverbs
n8ivwarrior John Burkholder
Stepping away from SharePoint requires a 12 step program. #SharePointProverbs
mrackley Mark Rackley
@JoyKnows #SharePointProverbs A backup a day keeps the pink slips away…
mrackley Mark Rackley
JoyKnows Joy Earles
You must learn to crawl before you can search. @coreyroth #SharePointProverbs
Glad someone compiled the list